All night I was fidgeting with it to make sure it stayed closed, but I hoped it would be fine. The jumpsuit had a zipper that ran all the way up the front, which unfortunately was kind of cheap. "I went to a Halloween party as Catwoman, dressed in a skintight black jumpsuit with spaghetti straps, knee-high black boots, and a cat-ears headband. I'd forgotten to block my number before calling! My stomach dropped and my friends started cracking up." 8. But before I could say much, he goes, 'Sami, what are you doing?!?' and hung up. When he answered, I started talking in my weirdest accent. We were really fired up, so I quickly went to his contact info, hit the call button, and turned on speakerphone. "After my friend's BF broke up with her, a bunch of us decided to prank call him. I ran back to the nurse to tell her 'I told you so.' And now I'm forever known as the girl who barfed on the grade's hottest guys." 7. I made it to the second round - but then I opened my mouth and threw up all over the guys! I was so humiliated. I was feeling okay until we started our do-re-mi warm-up. In the choir room, I took my spot in the bleachers, a row above the boys everyone in our grade is into. I went to see the nurse, but she just gave me crackers and bubbly water and sent me on my way. "On my way to choir class, I started to feel a little queasy. He cracked up but handled it really well. Even so, he invited me over the next day - but when we started making out again, I got another bloody nose! I thought I was going to die of humiliation. He tried to reassure me it was NBD, but it still killed the mood. When I came back, I kept apologizing because I never get bloody noses! It was such a freak thing. I finally got up to turn on the lights, and there was blood everywhere! My nose was bleeding - all over his face and mine. We kept kissing, and then I thought, Wow, this is really wet and it's not coming from my mouth. It was awesome, but I felt something weirdly wet on my face. We were hanging out in his game room, when he turned off the lights and we started to make out. We hadn't kissed yet, but I thought it might happen. "One day, the guy I liked invited me over. Who cares that I went home dateless? I just wanted a shower!" 5. A bird had pooped on me! The others couldn't stop laughing, but I jumped up, screamed, and had such a freak-out that our hangout sesh quickly took a nosedive. It was going really well, but right in the middle of a funny story I was telling, something warm and wet hit my arm. "I was hanging out in the park with my best friend and these two hot guys from the grade above ours. Play icon The triangle icon that indicates to play 4. Even worse? I bumped into my new BF and his friends - who I hadn't even met yet! It wasn't a great first impression, but my friend got an A on her test so that was worth the cringe factor!" It had just started to rain, and by the time I got inside, I was all wet and had conditioner dripping down my face. I had to bring her some class notes, so I put on sweats and headed to the library. "I was in my dorm room and had just applied a hair mask when my bestie called, really stressed out about a test. Not only was the color streaky, but it also took nearly a week to fade. I'd used my sister's self-tanning moisturizer the night before! I had no choice but to head to school, where my friends called me Tangerine. I threw on clothes in a panic, ran into the bathroom, and was horrified by what I saw in the mirror: I was bright orange. Apparently, I was so tired that I'd even forgotten to set my alarm, so I majorly overslept the next morning. "I'd had a really exhausting day and I was like a zombie when it came time to brush my teeth and put on moisturizer. They still haven't let me live it down." 2. I panicked and did the unthinkable: I tried to open the Corvette's door, hoping they'd go away if I just got in it - but the alarm went off! I ran to my car and shouted I'm sorry!' and sped off. The boys were impressed! I dug through my purse as if I were searching for my keys, wishing they'd leave, but they didn't. There was a Corvette parked next to my car, so I acted like it was mine. I didn't want them to see it, and I told them no, but it was late so they insisted. After their convo, I got up to say bye, and then two of the guys offered to walk me to my car. I thought they'd make fun of me, so I stayed quiet about mine. They got on the topic of hybrid cars - which I drive - and how awful they think those are. "I was hanging with some male coworkers after our shift ended.
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